yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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