sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
"it" just moved
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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