love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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