I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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