whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She bit a glass in half.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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