I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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