I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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