Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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