i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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