i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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