I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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