he wants to bone in the snuggie
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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