you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
