I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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