I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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