Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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