I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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