what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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