I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If I had your ass I would rule the world
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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