yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish life had little blips of pornography
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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