Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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