he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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