I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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