Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it glows. i had to have it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
