why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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