It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need to calm my uterus...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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