Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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