U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Boobs are out for the taking
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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