whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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