That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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