That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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