Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
