i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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