when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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