I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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