i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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