I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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