I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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