What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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