PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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