If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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