new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Terrible idea I love it
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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