problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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