Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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