I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
this will be a night to untag.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
