redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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