Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she peed on how many people?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
