My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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