At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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