Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
