Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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