i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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