Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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