i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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