Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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